He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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