He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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