I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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