maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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