I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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