watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize