I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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