I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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