Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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