I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
