let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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