Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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