I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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