he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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