morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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