when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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