I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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