Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
