you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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