i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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