how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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