your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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