I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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