remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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