No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
