is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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