I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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