The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
a search helicopter?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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