Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
