So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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