I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i came on her dog
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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