I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
ttyl tear gas
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
