Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
try to milk me bitch
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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