My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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