Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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