i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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