What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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