your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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