Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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