I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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