Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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