Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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