the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Randomize
