her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
