i think i have herpe
just one?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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