I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
