No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Shame is for Republicans.
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