don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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