What a fucking waste of an outfit
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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