hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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