it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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