My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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