I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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