what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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