I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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