i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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