Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
