I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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