omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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